A Jazz Gone Wild Seasonal Album!?

Do you own enough seasonal music? Would you like to help me create a "seasonal" album that is wrong and strong...some wild and hilarious Yuletide Irritainment? I want start creating an album for December now - it will give me great joy and employ a bunch of my favourite musicians and artists. 
You can use this album for personal enjoyment or to clear your party of unwanted guests...more fun than funny...I think it's time for new exciting and daring music during the holidays. (By the way, all songs are non-denominational.)